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[灌水] 无所事事,发个笑话(借用了几个网名,别介意)

我从来不坐飞机的……

还是脚踏实地的感觉好……
Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light   

What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?   

Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,   

O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?   

And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,  

Gave proof thru the night that our flag was still there.   

Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave   

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?   

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现在飞机的出事故率是300万分之一,那么连续四次事故的可能性1/8.1*10^25


我有那么好运吗?
Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light   

What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?   

Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,   

O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?   

And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,  

Gave proof thru the night that our flag was still there.   

Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave   

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?   

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那个什么……我记得一般人不经训练是不会使用降落伞的……
Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light   

What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?   

Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,   

O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?   

And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,  

Gave proof thru the night that our flag was still there.   

Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave   

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?   

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要使每个飞行员都向美国那位那样就和谐了……
Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light   

What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?   

Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,   

O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?   

And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,  

Gave proof thru the night that our flag was still there.   

Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave   

O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?   

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